creativepromptsforwriting:

Don’t forget to feed your wip some lines of fresh words today and then let it roam free in your head.

17yearcicada:

whenever i’m not in school i romanticize it so much i’m always like “man i can’t wait to write essays again” no you don’t are you insane

memecucker:

memecucker:

I think it’s funny how Mormon God was like “look polygamy is super important and I am telling you my followers to practice it even in the face of persecution” and then 40 years later Congress said Utah wouldn’t be given statehood as long as the LDS practiced polygamy and Mormon God was like “Ok tell everyone I changed my mind”

I just really like the idea that Mormon God like, basically caved into pressure from the federal government

lynnettemunoz:

Dandelion

charlottan:

gazehoundz:

gazehoundz:

gazehoundz:

charlottan:

hey is it ok if i leave this sandwich out on the dash 🥪ill eat it later

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🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🥪🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜

NOOO

mlarayoukai:

You show a cat something and they’re like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don’t care

press-altf4:

modders be like: “this here is a beauty pack for female characters!” *presents you with the most terrifying, artstyle-breaking thing in the universe*

eyanin:

saba-ody:

*benoit blanc voice* now that is just amazing, mister kira, but you seem to be a lot less bright then i musta thought… we’re only broadcasting this program to the kanto region of japan.

rosenkranz-does-things:

bath time

the-punforgiven:

I wish wizards were real so bad imagine coming out of a wal mart and seeing some guy with long robes and a big hat in the parking lot surrounded by wacky particle effects screaming some shit like “By the moon and the starlight, by the shield and the sword, I summon to me, my Honda Accord!” And then just getting into his car and driving off

will-falling-fell:

froodette:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

hotchocolatenotsex:

keepcalmandcarriefischer:

Did you guys know that the most recent version of sharks have fins that are kinda leg like and they like to walk up onto land?

no way i must have missed an update!

The Epaulette shark is only about 9 million years old as a species, making it the most recent branch in the shark family. And it is slowly but surely evolving into a land animal

You know what to do boys

glowcowboy:

without arts & crafts we are in hell